The Contextualizer — Satirical Browser Extension

The New York Times section page with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The New York Times

The New York Times homepage with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The New York Times

Fox News with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — Fox News

The Washington Post homepage with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The Washington Post

Slavoj Žižek's Substack with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — Slavoj Žižek, *Žižek Goads and Prods*, Substack

The Associated Press with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The Associated Press

By way of example, highlighted text shows the hand of The Contextualizer. All other content is published and owned by its original source.

He’s accomplished a lot. Lots of never-befores, lots of biggests, lots of greatests—just lots of lots.

To commemorate America’s Semiquincentennial—and the state of our fine union—we give you The Contextualizer, a handy framer of the leader of the free world, lest we forget who we’ve democratically elected. Hey, life moves pretty fast—keeping track of all the news can be … a lot.

$4 gets you indispensable context for making sense of today’s complex political scene. Simply download and install, and choice modifiers will accompany every mention of our illustrious leader as you peruse online. An informed electorate deserves nothing less. If you don’t appreciate profanity, piss off. Happy Birthday, USA!

Get The Contextualizer

Buy now, install whenever’s good

On your computer

Chrome & Edge $4

Buy & Download

Firefox person? That version’s free (although we graciously accept a $4 tip)—Add to Firefox →

On your phone/tablet

On iPhone & iPad: runs on Safari—just 1 tap from the Share menu. $4

Buy Bundle

On Android? Use Firefox—the add-on’s free—Add to Firefox →

One-time $4 bundle purchase, ready to install on any device

It’s called “satire”, stupid

The Contextualizer is a satirical browser extension intended for personal entertainment purposes only. In fact, it may even improve your mental health.

The Contextualizer modifies the appearance of web content locally within your browser and does not alter, access, republish, or misrepresent any original reporting or source material. No modified content reflects the views, editorial standards, or publishing of any news organization.

Users are solely responsible for how they use, share, or distribute any content viewed through The Contextualizer. Screenshots or reproductions of modified content shared publicly should be clearly identified as satirical and not presented as original journalism.

The Contextualizer is an independent satirical product and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any news organization, media outlet, or public figure.