The Contextualizer — Satirical Browser Extension

The New York Times section page with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The New York Times

The New York Times homepage with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The New York Times

Fox News with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — Fox News

The Washington Post homepage with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The Washington Post

Slavoj Žižek's Substack with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — Slavoj Žižek, *Žižek Goads and Prods*, Substack

The Associated Press with The Contextualizer's satirical modifiers highlighted — The Associated Press

By way of example, highlighted text shows the hand of The Contextualizer. All other content is published and owned by its original source.

He’s accomplished a lot. Lots of never-befores, lots of biggests, lots of greatests—just lots of lots.

To commemorate America’s Semiquincentennial—and the state of our fine union—we give you The Contextualizer, a handy framer of the leader of the free world, lest we forget who we’ve democratically elected. Hey, life moves pretty fast—keeping track of all the news can be … a lot.

$4 gets you indispensable context for making sense of today’s complex political scene. Simply download and install, and choice modifiers will accompany every mention of our illustrious leader as you peruse online. An informed electorate deserves nothing less. If you don’t appreciate profanity, piss off. Happy Birthday, USA!

$4. One time for yo mind.

Buy now, install whenever’s good. Just choose your favorite browser and fire it up. Any questions/issues/comments, get in touch @ icanteven@thecontextualizer.org

Desktop

3 browsers

Chrome & Edge$4

Buy & Download | $4

Step-by-step install instructions

After purchase, download & unzip the folder.
Keep the folder somewhere permanent since Chrome runs it from there.
Open chrome://extensions, turn on Developer mode.
Click Load unpacked, pick the folder, open a news site. Please enjoy The Contextualizer.

Chrome may flash a “developer-mode” reminder on startup—normal outside the Web Store. Just close it.

Safari$4

Get on the Mac App Store | $4

Step-by-step install instructions

Download from the Mac App Store.
Open Safari → Settings → Extensions, toggle to “on”.
Choose “Always Allow on Every Website”. Nothing happens until you do.
Open a news site. Please enjoy The Contextualizer.

FirefoxFree

Add to Firefox | Free

Please enjoy free but consider leaving a lil tip.

Step-by-step install instructions

Open it in Firefox Add-ons, click Add to Firefox.
Approve the prompt, open a news site. Please enjoy The Contextualizer.

Mobile

Android now · iPhone soon

AndroidFree

Add to Firefox | Free

Same free add-on as Desktop.

Step-by-step install instructions

In Firefox for Android, tap Add to Firefox above.
Approve the prompt, open a news site. Please enjoy The Contextualizer.

iPhone & iPadComing soon

Safari version dropping soon. Public sign-up lives at thecontextualizer.org.

It’s called “satire”, stupid

The Contextualizer is a satirical browser extension intended for personal entertainment purposes only. In fact, it may even improve your mental health.

The Contextualizer modifies the appearance of web content locally within your browser and does not alter, access, republish, or misrepresent any original reporting or source material. No modified content reflects the views, editorial standards, or publishing of any news organization.

Users are solely responsible for how they use, share, or distribute any content viewed through The Contextualizer. Screenshots or reproductions of modified content shared publicly should be clearly identified as satirical and not presented as original journalism.

The Contextualizer is an independent satirical product and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or associated with any news organization, media outlet, or public figure.